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Torturers of Germany

The Land of Chocolate will soon become the Land of Torture as The Amberg Horror Film Festival hosts Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers.

The festival runs from October 28 to November 2 at the Amberger Kinos, Amberg, Germany.  October 28th will see the Hell Nights Tour featuring Zombina and the Skeletones, The Other, and others!  Then there’s a Classic Horror Night on the 29th. The 30th sees the official kick off of the film festival, where all films will be screened across the three and a half days. The awards night will take place on Saturday November 1st in the Film Lounge.



Blissfully Torturing Lovecraft

A schedule announcement from the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival: Torturers is going to be showing as part of Shorts Block 3, playing on Sat Oct 4 at 7:30pm in the Main Theatre and Sun Oct 5 at 10pm in the Left Theatre.

The festival, showcasing works about Lovecraft, literary horror, and weird tales, runs from October 3-5 at the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, Oregon.  This year it will include an appearance by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola and feature a Lovecraft-themed wedding.  Amazingly enough, this is not actually the first wedding to take place at the festival, but the fifth!  More chilling even than the Lovecraftian theme is that the vows are to be written by special guest author Robert M. Price – incidentally the father of the bride!  That should scare every groom in the room, Lovecraft afficionado or otherwise.



L7BT finally plays my ancestral homeland … the USA!

Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers will kick off the Freak Show Horror Film Festival on Friday October 17th at 7pm in the groovily titled Tangerine Room at the Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive, Orlando, Florida.  It’s the US premiere!

The festival looks to be an embarrassment of riches for horror fans, with a number of intriguing films including a slasher movie about a cricket team, supernatural western The Coffin Maker, something called Igor and Mal, and the wonderfully odd looking Callalilly featuring an all-doll cast.

Torturers is opening for the Canadian feature Nobody from director Shawn Linden, a nicely shot, creepy-looking noirish horror about a man pursued by a mysterious assassin.  Take a look at the trailer here; it really looks quite interesting, and I’m not just saying that because it’s playing with Torturers.

Get more information on the festival – and the accompanying all-star horror convention – here.



Sudburied at Cinefest

Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers screened Monday, September 15th at the Cinefest Sudbury International Film Festival and we were on hand to experience all the heavily-subsidized awe and wonder.

Producers Martin-Andre Young and Carl Elster in the Curiously Checkered Room

Producers Martin-Andre Young and Carl Elster in what I like to call the Curiously Checkered Room (though it was actually a trailer)

Our gracious hosts gave us free all-access passes, free beer, and free bags of unbelievably tasty kettle corn (for some reason the kettle corn company isn’t on the festival’s sponsors list, but rest assured it was the highlight of our stay).

We arrived a few minutes late at Canadian Shorts I: Laugh Out Loud Comedy Shorts, unfortunately missing a bit of Geoff Redknap’s The Auburn Hills Breakdown, a funny reversal of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre which saw some luckless cannibal hillbillies run afoul of a saccharine suburban family.  Naoko Kumagai’s The Contest followed, a blandly titled but otherwise quite neat period piece in which an emotionally adrift Japanese immigrant develops a love for hockey legend Guy LaFleur (not to be confused, of course, with Harry and the Hendersons villain Jaques LaFleur).  It was well-acted and original, but …

… the audience did not exactly jump out of their seats for Torturers.  If anything, they seemed to find it somewhat off-putting.  You might say the vibe was, at best, perturbed.  This preoccupied me until the end of the program – through My New Fridge, Albert, The Bar, Cursing Hanley, and 106, all in all a pretty good collection of shorts – when I turned around to get a look at the audience.

And they were all senior citizens.

Because, of course, it was the middle of the day on a Monday.

So I suppose if you’re showing a cult-ish movie with people being tortured, men in black hoods, a dungeon, and other horror elements, an audience of Denny’s aficionados rushing off to catch a rerun of Diagnosis: Murder might not exactly be your key demographic.  Just a little something I learned.

If you’re up Sudbury way, be sure to hit up the rock slag party this weekend and listen to Night Fright, your voice in the dark for paranormal and conspiracy radio, Wednesdays at 3-5 and 10-11 on CKLU 96.7 FM.

Sure, were all smiles here, but within three minutes we were stabbing each other over the free tortilla chips

Sure, we're all smiles here, but within three minutes of taking this photo we were clawing over each other to get to the free tortilla chips

Adios muchachos!



See you at the Freak Show

The Freak Show Horror Film Festival burns through sunny Orlando, Florida the weekend of October 17-19 in tandem with the Spooky Empire Ultimate Horror Weekend.   Making appearances will be a blood-drenched smorgasboard of horror luminaries: George Romero, Malcolm McDowell, Elvira, Angus Scrimm, Tom Savini, Doug Bradley, Ricou Browning (the man in the Creature from the Black Lagoon suit … but only in the underwater scenes), and … Al Snow, professional wrestler.  And also Jason Mewes. Somewhere in all this is going to be a screening of Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers.  So prepare yourself.  Schedule info to be posted soon.



Conall the Sudburian
September 14, 2008, 6:39 pm
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A reminder to denizens of the Great White North that Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers screens tomorrow, Monday September 15th, at the CineFest Sudbury International Film FestivalCanadian Shorts I: Laugh Out Loud Comedy Shorts, featuring eight new films, happens at 3.30pm at the Silvercity Sudbury, 355 Barrydowne Road.  Details are available right here.



The Torturers meet H.P. Lovecraft
September 5, 2008, 8:21 am
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The H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival celebrates Lovecraft, literary horror, and weird tales, and as Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers fits squarely within the third category, it will be screening as part of the festival on the first weekend of October at the Hollywood Theatre in Portland, Oregon.

Obscure during his lifetime, Lovecraft has since become a cult figure, though something of a contentious one.  His often extremely strange and wordy stories originally appeared in Weird Tales and other early twentieth century pulp magazines.  Witchcraft, cannibalism, humans interbreeding with aquatic monsters, and ancient space-travelling tentacled beasts made up his subject matter, and together his stories formed a mythology that has since been used by countless authors, illustrators, and film directors.

Though American, he was apparently something of an anglophile as he used English spellings, as in The Colour Out of Space, and his stories are noted for their total absence of sex (except, perhaps, via metaphor).  His most frequently used plot device involves a man travelling to a remote house or inherited estate where he gradually uncovers horrible, monstrous secrets and ultimately undergoes some form of supernatural transformation.

With a growing reputation has come a growing number of detractors; this Salon.com article dubs him “America’s greatest bad writer” and Jorge Luis Borges called him “an unconscious parodist of Poe.”  Generations of horror and fantasy authors have cited his work as a great influence, however, and his popularity seems to grow annually, as evidenced by an ever-growing pile of merchandise (just about the greatest honour an author can receive in a capitalist society?).

He was a pulp writer, and those approaching his works expecting intricate literature about the human condition will be disappointed; his views on race and gender are pretty embarrassing by today’s standards and his prose is sometimes comical in its forced antiquity.  But despite (or, more likely, because of) certain crude aspects of his work, he managed to hit on something deeper, more visceral, and more fundamental than most of his forgotten contemporaries.  Pervading his stories – and missing from the Lovecraft pastiche There are More Things by Borges, an author whose work is far more intellectually complex – is a deep sense of doom, of the world as we see it being under the shadow of something strange and ancient and horrible. Willingly or accidentally, Lovecraft tapped a vein of fear and discomfort that continues to resonate.

All of Lovecraft’s stories are in the public domain, so if you’d like to read some you can do so online right here.  I recommend The Colour Out of Space, The Rats in the Walls, and The Dunwich Horror.

This year’s edition of the festival will include the acclaimed documentary Lovecraft: Fear of the Unknown, a new adaptation of The Dunwich Horror starring Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator) and Dean Stockwell, playing a different role than he played in the 1970 original.  Guests will include Necroscope author Brian Lumley, Hellboy writer and illustrator Mike Mignola, and Robert Lloyd Parry, who will perform readings of two tales by M.R. James — another old horror author worth seeking out.

More on the screening here.



Cinefest Screening Date Announced
September 2, 2008, 2:12 pm
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The Canadian Shorts I program, including Legend of the Seven Bloody Torturers, will screen on Monday, September 15 at 3:30pm as part of Cinefest Sudbury 2008.

Get the full Cinefest schedule online in .pdf format here.